Light weight, air-tight, Mylar: strangled into blue felt and pink cotton. They’re so pretty, shiny metallic silver, gold, and pink letters. Some however are struggling for air, caught and woven into glittery canvas.

The party favor? Foil balloons incognito in their aluminum ingot costumes, spelling out the birthday girl’s big gift. Will you graciously celebrate when called for? It’s a B-day after all.